So, if any of you read timothy's journal on a regular basis, you'll know that he keeps a regular website with listings of Spamers phone numbers.

In his latest journal, he even advocates crapflooding their fax machines as opposed to just their phone lines. What the fuck is wrong with you, timothy? If you disagree with what the tr011s and cr4pf100d3r5 do to slashdot, how can you advocate doing it to others. Are you a fucking hypocrit?

It's Tuesday! The day after Thanksgiving! Man, I love turkey. But only once a year or so. Maybe twice. I dunno... Our school finally got rid of it's overly restrictive security software. I can't even recall what it ws called, but it sure was lame. It caused Win 98 to crash even more than usual. I didn't think it was possible, but it is.

Shout out to Ubertroll, haven't seen him around lately...

Mick has nothing on me. He couldn't even compare if he tried.

Speaking of which, I was talking with a coworker earlier. I was standing at her door, and she was over at a table. We finished talking, and I was about to leave. She turned around and just let one rip. Man was it loud!!!! It did not, however, smell.

She must of had fast food for breakfast.

Gawd am I bored. I sat on my ass for the first half of the summer, and didn't really look for work. I finally found a job, but it's doing mostly data entry, and right now my eye look like one really big pink swollen orb. Every once in a while it oozes something greenish out of the side. Kinda gross actually, glad I don't have to look at it.

Other people stare at me in horror. It's kind of funny, watching their looks of abject fear as they run away in terror, their tails between their legs.

Weird thing. I was walking home from work yesterday, and I happened to look into the window of one of my neighbours. I will not make this mistake again. There he was, just sitting. His cat in front of him. He was holding the cat up the in the air by it's front paws. Staring at it's genitals. I dunno, weird people out there.

I guess my friend CmdrTaco might know what I'm talking about, I don't think that kind of behaviour interests me in the least. Strange people in this world I tell you. Strange people.

(This will go down on your permanent record)

WTF is Michael smoking now? So if poeple wanted to say post links to pr0n below, it would go down on my personal record?

Oh man. Okay, here is your one and final warning:

DO NOT POST PR0N HERE!!!!!

Okay, not that that's out of the way. This is to address all the whiny anonymous cowards that keep bitching about teh lack of sid=pr0n_k1ng. Why don't you STFU? I want to turn my journal into a place where everyone can get along. I strongly believe that one way to do this is through pr0n. Free pr0n is even better. So there ya go. Anonymous Cowards suck.

Okay, my h i d d e n s i d is back. 20385 baby!