Your post is really annoying. Did you mean to be so obnoxious? And +5, Insightful. Come on, php isn't popular with slashdotters but whatever one calls reverse fanboyism it isn't cool either.
No, features that make web development "dead simple" are those that actually do something to make web development simpler...
Absolutely. And PHP does it. That's why it's so popular. There may be even more that can be done but if no popular language is doing it already that argument is kind of pointless.
No he doesn't. You might not like scripting / dynamic languages but taking the best (or a good stab at taking the best) of scripting, C and perl can actually make some things more straight-forward. Need a regular expression? Used to function calls rather can syntactical regex? Need perl regex? preg_match.
Patently false. PHP has no dependency on Apache now, it originally used CGI, and continues to support CGI, FastCGI, and operation as a module in web servers other than Apache (such as IIS). The CGI startup overhead problem has many solutions, such as FastCGI, AJP, proxying, etc.
Patently missing the point. PHP and Apache go together so well it created the LAMP mindshare space.
But "not in-process" does not imply the use of CGI, and it does not imply the use of any system with long loading times. Furthermore, "in-process" is potentially insecure and can be less reliable - as all code runs in the same process.
Who cares? His point is startup cost which is generally higher for forks vs modules and you're just plain going to get more scalability compared to the traditional perl cgi forking method. Hence mod_perl.
Give me a break. You can dislike anything you want but why do you even bother when you don't have all the facts.
+5, Insightful. Dear me...