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Journal Journal: Belt Straps

"Howdy"

I was just sittin' there on the bench. I didn't like talking to anyone when I was sittin' on the bench.

"Howdy friend"

Long pause.

"Howdy friend, I like yer belt straps. Me and me frog sure do like yer belt straps."

When he talked, his saliva shot through the air. I glanced over at his face and it was filled with craggles. The craggles were wrinkled.

"Why you sittin' on this bench?"

The man leaned towards me.

"I said - Why you sittin' on this bench?"

He repeated his question. He meant business. I was incredulous. I answered.

"ruff"

-- Roughly translated, that means "I'm a dog, and I'm not wearing any belt straps."

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Journal Journal: An alternative hair aspect. The excretive aspective.

Hair is excreted out of the skin of mammals. Hair is excrement. Hair is excreted from the body, and then just allowed to flop in the breeze. Some people even style it. I wash mine with Head & Shoulder's shampoo to get out the dandruff.

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