Jeeze. Another submission slapped within 10 minutes of my posting it.

Is it something I said? Something I didn't say?

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/04/10/1317203

Save the discussion at -1, then grep for "Duct Tape"

Every story I've ever submitted has been rejected.

I think they hate me.

Bleh.

(This is NOT an April Fools post.)

Here's the SE Definitions of the moderation system.

Troll: Someone who is posting something WAY off-topic, and is being offensive at the same time. And offensive is in the eye of the beholder.

Funny: May not be funny to me, may not be funny to you. But it's funny to someone.

Informative: A nice extension of the story. More insight.

Insightful: See informative, but it's not necessarily informative.

Overrated or underrated are used when I believe a comment has been modded up/down too much. I mean, it may be good/bad but it's not THAT good/bad. I don't mod topics up or down using these very often.

You'll note that I've left out a few. There's a reason for that - I believe the moderation system is flawed. The other reason is that I don't use the other categories. I also believe that it's also in the eyes of the one doing the modding. One person's informative is another's repeated knowlege.

Bring on the modems.

Bring on the fun.

Look out Worldnet.

Here I come.

Apparantly,

"Do you want to buy a mountain bike?"

is 'Drunken Downtown Winnipeg Weirdo' for

"May I please sit next to your friend in this arcade, play around with the joystick pretending to play, and make weird noises while I'm at it?"

You heard it here first!