*sigh* nevermind, wrongsizeglass beat me to it

eh?

Are you 100% certain that they're not? Who says that the tobacco companies are not funding development and advertisement of e-cigs? It might be the conspiracy theorist in me, but methinks that the tobacco industries are a lot better at adapting and thriving through increased taxes, limits on advertising, etc. than most other industries. Disclaimer: I do smoke regularly and have tried e-cigs. While the nicotine rush is similar to a regular cigarette, it seems to cause a sore throat over the course of a few weeks of use (at least in my experience)

This is the first and only time a woman will complain of having too many orgasms.

Gordon Freeman - White Devil

I'm not your buddy, friend....

Eskimos, bastards keep trying to club the poor thing to death.

I don't know, what got me was "Nursing home residents taking too many drugs: report" further down the page. Nothing like mental images of 85 year olds getting stoned off their asses to brighten your day.

in 2012 $200,000 will be worth about $13 at today's rate.

I'll second this, as long as they bring the original Tribes along for the ride.

Ok, I saw this one and immediately thought back to my favorite hazing prank. I was in Army Aviation, and besides the typical runs for rotor wash and exhaust samples(collected in 50 gallon plastic trash bags of course), my favorite was the echo test. We would tell new soldiers that as the turbines on the Blackhawk took too long to disassemble and inspect, we had an "echo test" to do basically the same thing. We would grab the closest technical-looking instrument(usually a micrometer or a tensiometer) and have them shout into the exhaust end of the engine (not running) until we got a good reading. The record was about 15 min of a brand new private screaming into the exhaust of the turbine in an otherwise relatively quiet hangar. Good times.