People keep joking about this, but it is a real problem. I know that I, for one, take every possible precaution against zombie attacks, but unless the government recognizes this threat, the problem still exists. In fact, instead of just taking the time to make a public statement about the impending threat of a zombie apocalypse, they try their hardest to make it look like nothing zombie-related ever happens. Wake up sheeple! It is a HUGE government consp37he56^&$%*`]-&(!##&NO CARRIER

I photosynthesize, you insensitive clod!

From my experiences with them, it is most likely a combination of numbers 1&3.

Yes, why would anyone want something that has USB ports? Also, with a netbook, who is going to tell you which programs to install? I would be so lost without Apple holding my hand every step!

http://www.xkcd.com/574/

It is an open-sourced FPS based on a quake III mod. I just started playing and it is awesome. Also, Glest (an RTS) and Globulation 2(another RTS) are very good. All of them are in the Ubuntu repos.

You mean like Han Solo?

people start the comment in the title.

You know the old saying, "When life gives you lemons, squirt them in someone's eyes"

We will end up with a history teacher making one of these things and using it to emulate Nazi Germany in the classroom without the students' knowlage.

BS... Bing System!! It works on so many levels.

It is an engine Microsoft uses to make decisions for you!

That happened to me when my new Vista laptop was two months old! Then I installed Linux. Now, it is fast while running Compiz Fusion with all windows semitransparent and having a million applets in the panels! Vista took at least five minutes to open the file manager...

What about the cult of redundency cult?

Except with a Faraday cage...