Perhaps the lenses can be used to focus a laser to blow up non-Christian brown people? That should get the Republicans (and many Democrats) to support it.

Needs as "Bribe/Campaign-Contribution" button.

I also have a pretty simple, short GMail address and I'm always getting emails for people with a similar name to mine. For regular people, I reply back. For bulk company stuff, I just try to unsubscribe.

In a few really annoying cases where I can't completely unsubscribe, I've reset people's password's, logged into their accounts and changed their email addresses. A couple times I changed their names to something like "Captain Dipshit".

Tron: Legacy or The Phantom Menace!

Not only will the iPad's screen be great for viewing the pages of Playboy, it's easy to clean up afterwards!

"He's not the Pope. He doesn't look anything like her."

I think we have the plot for the next Indiana Jones movie.

Hitler!

Wow, this is so much more appealing than my eCup idea for men.

Now all American children can be as stupid as Texans.

Funny how most of the people who are suddenly concerned about the census invading their privacy by citing examples of WWII Japanese interment camps and Muslim tracking the same people who just a couple years earlier defended WWII Japanese internment camps (see Michelle Malkin) and advocated keeping a closer eye on American Muslims.

Now that a black man is President, they're scared that the government is asking them what race they are.

Do we really need to make everything dynamic and interactive? Why do documents need scripting support? Why do emails need scripting support? We're blurring the line between documents and applications and security is suffering as a result. Are the benefits really worth it?

Allowing a government to buy a town is clearly unfair competition and socialism. Only private businesses should be allowed to buy towns.

Isn't that the sound someone makes after eating enough chili or lentils?