Quick! Start buying up landfills!

Plastic mining is the way of the future.

> All I want from a fridge is to keep stuff cool.

Adding linux makes it 100% cooler.

Plus, the fridge obviously keeps the computer cool. Win-win. Help global warming!

Well, that's the first thing they'll serve with actual DNA in it, then.

So where's Ctrl-Alt-Delete?

Oh wait, of course, it's a Mac. That would be Ctrl-Cmd-Opt-Power.

Yeah, and can anybody tell me why terrorists always want to hijack airplanes, anyway?

What's wrong with a good ol' touring car? A boat? Why does it have to fly if it can also sink?

What's the fun in saying "THIS PLANE GOES TO CAIRO!!" when you could just have taken the right plane to begin with?

...are a hundred to one, they say...

but still they come!

So I take it you don't use Twitter, then?

A Jehova's Witness? Imagine that!

(Sunday morning)
*Ding Dong!*
(Opens door, looks around, only to see an empty horizon)
"Hey! Over Here! Down below!"

And then you look down to see... Prince! In full ornate! Eye shadow and all!

After some extensive smiling and eye blinking that would have looked cute (but also already quite perverted) on a 10-year-old girl:

"Hi! Do you know God?"

IT has lots of soul. You have been in IT too long. Now it has your soul, too.

Well, the other way around would mean that the rats that were doomed to become fat, caused themselves to get HFCS.

And that would be religious logic instead of scientific.

(Scientific logic is saying that it must be true because Princeton said so.)

Same thing happened here a long time ago:

The Erasmus bridge in Rotterdam cannot be used for commercial means without permission of the city -- or the architect, whoever won that fight -- but neither were willing to give away their 'rights' to the city's landscape!

Great Pacific Garbage Patch, here we come!

Well, you can get to know either, but just not both at the same time.

That's quantum for ya.

The best IT jobs will get you both.

Yeah. Pi acts like Infinite Monkeys. All _we_ have to do is to point to the monkey that actually does write Shakespeare, i.e.: the index of Pi which actually represents Kill Bill Complete in AVI format.

The only problem is the size of that index, but hey, if you zip that number and take its MD5, you have achieved something similar to this.