My hope is that this technology will be scrapped in favour of some sort of genetically modified animal capable of providing us with bacon, ham AND pork!

long pork is long

Don't think it's that exceptional, tbh. I've seen my 4 year old half-brother do that on his laptop. Yes. HIS laptop.

Why has nobody thought of this before?

Personally, I think that some combination of the two would be best. Using child protection filters on your bookmarks and history, along with private mode to train your browser as to what sort of thing you think is private. Even better would be to include a little icon in the address bar to show you whether the browser considers the website you're on to be private or not.

I kinda expected GLaDOS to be hotter than that. And less... male.

I mean, the Bible says very clearly that the world was created in seven days. The Bible is the word of God, and thus cannot be be wrong. So, Intelligent Design is clearly the way forward.

I can has credit nao pliz? Kthx.

One problem I see with that number is that, yes 1300 mpg is impressive, but it's 1300 mpg of hydrogen fuel. The only useful comparison that can be made to current cars is that it'll be ages between each fill-up.

Without doing any research, I have no idea whether 1300 mpg is impressive for hydrogen fuel or not.

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I was going to say the exact same thing. I hardly ever use my iPod Touch to listen to music, but I use it all the time for Internet, IM and PDF reading. I use air sharing for my PDF reading. It's quite good.

...but after years, I finally noticed a really small Delete key hidden on this keyboard! I was so overjoyed that I had to test it out.

Perhaps it's 3D in the same way that Firefox could be described as being 3D? i.e. 2D pages + 1D line of tabs = 3D? If you have several Firefox windows open, does that make it 4D? What if you have several of these on each workspace? 5D?

You're going some place weird, my friend. The limit of my Uni's Acceptable Use Policy is that your computer have anti-virus software installed. They don't come round checking though. The only other limitations they have are "no peer-to-peer file sharing", legal or illegal, and no connecting more than one device to a network port because most people can't set that up properly and it annoys them.
I of course regularly wirelessly share my wired internet connection, but it's set up properly. They may be able to detect that I'm doing it, but to be honest, IT Services use the "secret" DC++ file sharing we have going on campus as much as anyone else, so they're not going to care about a little secured ad-hoc wireless network.

Porcine influenza? "Porcine" is such a cool word that people should use more often, and "flu" makes it seem less serious that it would appear to be (or at least, it makes regular flu seem more deadly than it actually is).

For example, currently I'm in a building with low Room, and obviously my mood is going into the red. Strangely, my Bladder is going up quickly in here too.

At home, I have high Room, and my mood is usually quite green.

I believe they sell them on eBay every now and then