I have a sinking suspicion that most of the social interaction will be forums posts like "which anime character is General Subutai most like???"

You guys seriously missed the sarcasm in that post? Really?

I love it when guys like this try and come off as if they provide some sort of legitimate service, and that they have an actual organized "community."

What's next?

Pedocon: Discussing the tools and tactics of the new generation of pedophiles, to enable parents to better protect their children.

Our primary concern should be a complete audit of World of Warcraft server hardware, to ensure that this vulnerability does not exist in other, more vital networks.

Haven't you heard? Hydrogen is ultra-combustible-dangerous! Somebody on the sidewalk across the street probably lit up a cigarette. I imagine the trucker reaching out in slow-motion and screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo."

Now I need to go the whole way to Buffalo to top off my Zeppelin.

Maybe we should use the ones we already have before we worry about getting neutrinos.

I always assumed 'automatic' simply referred to the action used to chamber another round, to differentiate from manual operations like levers and pumps.

For a potential video game. You pilot a small spaceship, and your job is to shoot asteroids with your laser cannon as they appear. When an asteroid is hit, it breaks into several smaller asteroids. You then have to shoot those asteroids until they break up into asteroids so small that they are no longer a danger. If an asteroid impacts your spaceship, you die.

I think they should call it The Ship that Shoots a Laser Cannon.

About how many amps can I get out of a standard 24oz. can of Mango-flavored Monster Energy drink (with taurine)?

I would compare it to Star Wars, really. It was an ambitious movie with a cliche plot, passable acting, and very impressive special effects. I enjoyed it in the theaters and now own it on blu-ray. It's not The Usual Suspects, by a long shot, but it is a satisfying movie in its own way.

Coed bathrooms sound really great until hot little Lindsay walks in and recognizes your shoes while you're raging on the toilet with PBR beer shits at 150psi.

"If you can get beyond the word airship..."

Why would you want to? Airship is an awesome word.

Wouldn't you like to own a private airship? Call up your buds "hey man, wanna come over and watch the Superbowl? Yeah, we'll be hanging out on the airship. I'm planning on floating in circles over the lake at a few hundred feet. I get a 60 inch flat screen, two kegs, and a party sub. Bring your sister."

Elo-L

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