<quote>Because upgrading PHP breaks shit.</quote>

Like upgrading from Python v2 to v3?

Unless they plan to change the feature set, offer something node doesn't, they're wasting their time. Another fork "just because I can".

+5 Architect_sasyr. Well said (and done). I echo your sentiments from my own similiar experiences as a parent of 4 girls.

I'm certain that the Cybermen are behind this.

Wrong. <quote>Tor helps to reduce the risks of both simple and sophisticated traffic analysis by distributing your transactions over several places on the Internet, so no single point can link you to your destination.</quote> https://www.torproject.org/about/overview

You must be an emacs user with an attitude like that! ;)

PHP has received a lot of grief because inexperienced developers implemented poor and insecure code. It's not a fault of PHP - no more than it would be the fault of C for every buffer overflow exploit.

And ViM (with my 20+ plugins - thank you vundle) when I'm using a terminal

Great and wise are you.

The perfect example of a practicing doctor.

Maybe it's my eyes going bad in my old age, or my super human ability to auto-decypher your post... but it looks like plain unencrypted English to me. ;)

An IDS provides the means to detect malicious patterns in traffic. It is by no mean a remedy.

It's one of the first things I install. http://beyondgrep.com/

Not affiliated, just a fan.

Not in the USA anyway. The current educational system is too flawed for this to be even a viable option. Not everyone is cut out to learn this type of skill. Should car mechanics be a required class too? I'm a programmer and car mechanics are a whole different beast that I can't wrap my mind around. I'd image those who are skilled mechanics can share the same sentiment about programming.

My son's school has both electives and that's where programming should remain.

I think you mean a meta tag with "noindex".