My IT dept.

Here in Chicago we call that Tuesday.

The point is that American companies can't keep up with what broadband is.

I think this argument is ridiculous, it's close to an argument that people make for no right to privacy - that you shouldn't do anything that you wouldn't want other people to see. By that logic you wouldn't mind having a camera on you 24 hours a day - in your bathroom, in your bedroom.

I'm guessing the alerts would be based on whatever cell you are in

As someone who is currently drunk returning from a conference (SES Chicago) I believe I can speak with authority. 1. Don't host your conference in Bumfuck, I don't care what state 2. Big names = credibility, shallow but true 3. Give vendors free tickets for their clients (that's me, hint hint) 4. WHY CAN'T I FORMAT THIS POST!!!

I got a medical device/sex toy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wartenberg_wheel

Nope, the curvature of the earth would be very noticeable at that point

All releases are artificial constraints. There's always new features that could be included.

Pfft, 50 GB? This is slashdot, I'm sure he's got a dedicated RAID array.