Somehow I get the feeling that I won't have any success with this. I'm a typical Slashdot user.

My son is too young to be able to play games yet, but he watches me play both new and old games. I think some parents might be afraid that if their children are exposed to new games, they will never like old games, but I do not think this is necessarily the case. Maybe when the kids grow up they can be hipsters with good taste in old games, just to go against the grain.

The cameras are not placed there to prevent crime, but to assist in criminal investigation.

I have no idea what any of this stuff means, but I'm going to post it on my Facebook and claim that this is what I thought all along anyway.

Just wanted to let you know that socialized healthcare has worked out great for the past several generations. Sincerely, the rest of the world. PS: We find your internal bickering over issues the rest of the world solved decades ago hilarious. Keep up the good work!

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

My idea of privacy is closing the window whenever I watch porn. I don't want to deal with my neighbors complaining to me about having to listen to loud screaming creampies. I don't give a fuck that the Illuminati looks at my browsing history, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Please post your ice cube jokes here.

I get bombarded with news about current events everywhere, Slashdot doesn't need to jump on board the bandwagon.

Whenever I think, "News for nerds" I'm not really thinking about shooting people.

ghost in the shell invented it first

brace yourself for 1000+ angry comments

Just let me use the old design if I want to, then I will be happy.

erased his patent i'll just see myself to the exit