This reminded me of an anarchy cookbook/manual I was reading at one time. One of the methods was biological warfare, where you would start off with a brew of relatively harmless bacteria and then start introducing anti-disinfectants to weed out the bacteria that were the strongest and then grow those - one would repeat this process until they were confident enough that when another person (possibly an enemy) when exposed would become either severely ill or die as a result.

over 9000 cpus!!!!!! in all seriousness, this get used so many times, especially by people who use scripting languages (e.g. python/perl/php/ruby/javapoo/next fad) ... who cares if the run time runs like sticky poo down the toilet, just throw more hardware at it.

This could actually work rather well and would require far less infrastructure to do it.

fork rtfa, thats for forkers. mysql is fail ... surprised it has survived this long, its basically sqlite with a server.