The kid certainly knows how to install Ares and download porn, so I guess he's learned something "useful."
Now of course, if that is not the type of twink you are/want to be... there is also...
http://www.wowwiki.com/Twink
Twinks are player characters who have gained the best powerful gear for their level with enhancements such as expensive weapon enchants, leg patches and BoE/BoP greens, blues or epics. Twinks are mainly used in PvP fighting and Battlegrounds. Twinks obtain their items through rare drops, drops off of bosses in instances, rewards from quests that are difficult to complete at their level, and from the Auction House.
Either way, I guess a twink is a twink... A twink is "memorable for his outer packaging", not his "inner depth".
Happiness is twin floppies.