considering that Medicare/Social Security is paid for by anyone working in the United States (called FICA - Federal Insurance Contribution Act), I have no issue with the government collecting information in regards to that. Unemployment is partly paid for by everyone who works in the United States (2% tax rate called FUTA - Federal Unemployment Tax Act). As to stuff like the FDIC, it's not me that pays for that nor does my financial institution have to carry it (they're not a bank but a credit union). As to things like tax credits, energy conservation efforts, law enforcement and such are paid for by property taxes. Road and Transportation taxes are a combination of tax on Fuel and commercial vehicles along with Vehicle Registration Fees, that do not impact me on a regular basis as I don't buy fuel nor do I own a vehicle that requires a license plate.
So there's how your straw man argument is full of shit. Please remove your "Primary Sensory Organs from your Solid Waste Disposal Chute" as I can't hear you over the rest of the crickets.