No bolo ties for fatheads.

One does not "get over" being Canadian. It simply doesn't happen.

Double whoosh

Everybody knows urine is sterile.

bah, tribes... I want to see earthsiege/starsiege remade.

It's Soviet Canuckistan.

The thing is, to become a licensed chiro, you have to learn all the bullshit too. Well if you want to be straight. Mixers get to mix in the bullshit with real medicine.

Who is S. Hawkins?

The default PC controls for Unreal Tournament used the arrow keys for movement. That was back in 1999. The DPAD has been on the left side since at least 1985 (in NA).

Acadiens from Acadie (in English Acadians/Acadia)

Are you going to carry your car with you? OR are you going to be a jackhole and leave it there, making the jam last longer?

-404F = Heat not found?

It's REAL science! Hemp also cures cancer and water fluoridation is really dumping toxic waste in our water supply. The moon landings were faked too because they took too many nice pictures, and the smallpox vaccine is actually made from cowpox, so there's no chance it could possibly create the same antibodies needed to kill smallpox. Also, joint pain can be cured remotely by any well-trained chiropractor.

Nah, the medium is the message, the content is the audience.

Fish Ladders don't work. Dams also create large pools (lakes) of standing water rather than fast flowing water (reduced oxygen content) and heat up the water.