No, it's more like making an analogy that doesn't make any sense, then realizing that it's hilarious anyway !
Hilarious!
I live on a mountain range, and one major reason I didn't get an iPhone until 3G was that the normal Edge signal doesn't reach here. 3G works fine, and I find reception to be much better than my old Verizon phone, where I would have to walk around my office looking for the sweet spot.
I like the iPhone's battery life. Especially desirable is the fact that I can fully charge it during the 15 minutes it's plugged into my car on the way to work every morning.
"I call them Sycamore 1 and Sycamore 2--"
"Arthur!"
"I'm just telling you their names!"
1. That I don't have to pay money to get my hands on a credible operating system.
2. There are far more Linux distros available that I have time to try them out.
3. Switching to Linux does not mean trouble-free computing.
4. Whenever you ask a Linux user which is the best distro, invariably the answer you'll get is the name of the distro that they're using.
5. In my opinion, the best Linux distro is Ubuntu.
6. No matter how much I like a GUI, and no matter how lazy years of using Windows made me, there's a lot to be said for using a command line.
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1. Choice. Our Web History product is an optional product. Those who don't want it, can opt to not use the product.
2. Transparency. For those users who opt in to the Web History product, we show them their previous queries, so that our users can see all the data that is used to personalize their search results.
3. Control. Our Web History users have the ability to pause Web History at any time, or go back and delete individual items.
4. Data Portability. Our Web History users can export their web history data to another service through an RSS feed.
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first. -- Blaise Pascal