Make it free.

Sure, sell hard copies, merchandise, etc. to profit from your creativity, but you can benefit mankind much more by releasing your art to the public domain.

Ironically enough, about 30 seconds after I picked "A few times a year", AVG popped up saying "Update requests computer restart."

If they do raytracing in Java, FPS will become the *only* major factor people worry about.

There are already numerous easy-to-use game development environments (such as DarkBASIC), but have these resulted in any games that are great-looking or innovative? Generally, lowering the entry requirements for making games just results in people who lack the required skills, knowledge and experience trying to make games - the results are not usually anything to write home about.

I will have to type "I know you're eavesdropping" every few sentences.

http://xkcd.com/525/

So IE was the more secure browser all along! Why didn't I see this twist coming?! Everyone stop using Firefox NOW! Mozilla are lulling us into a false sense of security!

Come back IE, all is forgiven...

I agree. In fact, with real-time photorealistic rendering, these slight deviations would probably make frames look more accurate, since real video is full of low-level random noise.
The film-grain shader on Left 4 Dead wouldn't be necessary any more.

The bigger the tubes are, the more Zerg you can fit down them.

It requires curses? MC *generates* curses!

But it's from the Electronic Frontier Foundation! If you can't trust them to be non-evil, who can you trust?