Comment Re: This Guy's Talents Should be Put to Good Use (Score 4, Funny) 198
You ever seen a grown man naked?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Yeah, if all the nerds out there didn't sit on their arses and reply to slashdot stories, why, we might just be able to do anything... ahh fuck it, I am getting more doritos.
Son, with a monocle at the ready, I would do damn near anything with it.
Didn't read it enough to find out that it was a dead relative that they took it from.
What really gets interesting is when three or four generations all have the same penis, passed down from father to son.
Yeah, in the past I never ticked it but, just the other week, I put a little tick next to Hammond.
What, you think they will change the article later to be about something else?
Aww, go nice on her, this is her second story!
And the other was a set of facts/comments about bees it looks like she lifted from wikipedia.
Yeah I am pretty sure I will need more than sunglasses an a request to see the manager to rob a bank.
And no, not all banks do this. Mine (NAB) never has.
Never been asked to remove my sunglasses in a bank. There are times when I leave my normal glasses (short sighted) at home and the only way to see at all is with my prescription sunglasses on. In this case, any requests for me to remove them would be met with me asking to talk to a bank manager in regards to stopping my accounts and withdrawing all my money.
Basically, for those of us who need such devices to see well (I need to wear the damn things nearly all the time, a hefty and constant dose of immune inhibitors require it), this is going to make our lives a little more full of suction.
Well, expect there to be signs all over banks and other secure locations, from now on, telling people to remove helmets, glasses and all articles of clothing.
Seriously, fucking with security cameras is really a needed thing?
You can't? I can always just set my alarm a little later and just close my eyes again. Guess everyone is different.
Call me crazy, Mr Anon, but isn't while you are sleeping the BEST time to charge your phone? I know it is mine. When I go to bed, I make sure my alarm is on, my phone's 'block spam' feature is on and I plug it in to my charger. In the morning, I always have full charge and am woken by my alarm.
I have been using phones for my alarm clocks since my old nokia when I was in university. I have a job, sadly, posting on slashdot isn't it. Goodbye
Your phone doesn't already have alarm features? Couldn't you use that as your alarm clock and, when turning it off check to see if you need to get up or can sleep in? I mean, you are already reaching out of bed for your alarm anyway.
Hey, I actually found a use for a smart watch the other day. Dominos pizza (at least the aussie version) app supports them to show how long your pizza/food is taking to cook and be delivered.
Well, they did help build the 'sue your users into oblivion' business model that became ever so popular. That counts right?
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