What about the Duchy of Grand Fenwick?

Now, will it be news every time anyone can make it smaller? like.. every 2 months...

Post the news when we accomplish the worlds smallest *violin*!!

It also makes sense to make everybody beautiful, freaking intelligent and in love with each other. But still, seems god isn't the owner of that good sense you refer to.

Will the brain switch to IPv6?

I always wonder how many people tried to play the same hoax you're trying there but they took it so serious that they didn't click the "Preview" and theeen the "submit" buttons.

I fact, I like them better.

I'm so happy this isn't called iLegs!!!! eLegs is so.. so.. novel!

Seriously, where is creativity when come up with these names. I myself work for a "iSomething" company..

it scares me to thing about our iFuture!
Oh, now back on topic, the product? awesome! :)

That's one damn well-informed Anonymous Coward!

Get your news straight fella!

But that doesn't solve the problem either since then the rotated monitor would be really bad to watch movies or to get a glimpse on really long lines of code!<br>
Best solution is, as expected, the mean between the two solutions: rotate 45 degrees!!
In this way you'll train your brain to handle (quick-kick)-flipped things and in the future you'll end up smarter!

Side effects may include: stiff necks, going nuts, narcissism.

Oh yes! From the (real) summary, anyone can get that Linux "scales" beyond 48 cores but starts losing on performance due to the "counters" overhead. Working is different than "works great" or "pays off". Theoretically (as "works" go), Linux can work with <a href="http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/09/10/26/0711218/Tilera-To-Release-100-Core-Processor">way more than 48</a>.<br>
Now windows...

Didn't you read the thing?

They tried to take pics but somehow there wasn't enough light..

Did you forget "static void put_your_hands_up_hooker(int argc, char *argv[])"??? That's actually IN the "diagnose" code. Well, if you check both the exploit and the diagnose, they are quite the same and obviously the diagnose code inherited most of the code from it.
Now, the question is: do you trust ksplice or even (as cited below) the naive http download?

Mod Parent Up! Or better, since he/she posted as an Anonymous Altruist Coward, let me apply a patent on this!
I got really pissed off upon realizing that was NOT the case!

Were you EVER in a Ryanair flight? Flight attendants serve a purpose there..
They serve the biggest purpose there in fact, that is "Sucking all the money they can get from you".

In budget airlines, they try to sell you everything in-flight, from Lottery tickets to Coaches rides on the destination airport.
Of course passing through that tasty-looking nasty-tasting hamburger and the 5£ bottle of wine

Dude, your work sucks!

According to Tyler , it is made from Gasoline+Orange Juice!