...I can think of a few interesting ways. they all start with cleaning the document of any metadata which points to you, then:

1. drop it on many small thumbdrives around your city/county & watch just about everyone get arrested.
2. buy a fax machine, find a landline no one's watching & fax to everywhere for which you can find a fax number.
3. zip it, label it as the latest Britney single and put it on limewire or rapidshare

Not to mention some have better interfaces than others...

Indeed. The aspects that womens' stereotypes address are generally not the aspects that make them unique (though when I think back about previous girlfriends, the differences definitely come to mind first :P )

I can finally get a 5.0 on the Vista Experience Index!

That's what she said!

Probably better marketing than that Mojave Experiment.

The next step would be to determine how this could be made more dense and mass-produced. GaAs is already a common semiconductor substrate, but how difficult is it to deposit all those layers? 1nm = 10 angstroms is pretty thin to try to make consistenly if I'm not mistaken...

Yes, for the insurance company. Otherwise, there'd be no profit in insuring them!

my g/f once got away with a 750mL bottle of contact lens cleaner fluid...

or a laptop that doesn't power on? they make me prove it turns on every time i fly!

That is a lot of porn!

I think it was far more notable for that fact that it gave away almost half the size of the itunes catalog for free.

It's electrical engineering. The title of the article asked for Tech/engineering/CS books.

more than a Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks? I would imagine so....

I would install VNC then uninstall it when they graduate. Problems solved!