Ah gee, how we love to dance on poor willie...once upon a time there was a company that had contempt for its customers...and, that contempt trickled into everything the company did...soon, it couldn't distinguish between the quality of its products and services and its marketing...this company was always on message, but the hidden message was (pssst, those suckers won't know the difference)...one day the customers looked up to heaven, searching for an answer...a cloud began to form in the empty sky...it got bigger, and bigger...

a new version with all the useful stuff;

without shoving all the useless stuff down my throat;

that actually boots and runs faster than XP on my current, reasonably up-to-date hdw?

I'll be your fanmonkey for ever /or until the next "upgrade" / and we'll go around the dance floor once again.