I think this John Smith thing is an urban legend
This guy might disagree with you (if he was still alive that is)
"Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza is free"
1. Steal underpants
2. Process underpants
3. Profit
No. You're holding it wrong.
Note to
I don't think that's going to be too big a problem around here
Does that mean that everyone gets billions of dollars from MS?
No it means everyone gets equally raped.
Now, suppose that some alien culture abducted a bunch of human beings, and bred them down to the point that their decendants were hairy retarded love slaves
That's already happened. They dumped them all back in San Francisco...
Thus spake the master programmer: "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"