Comment Re:The best trick (Score 2) 260
Second best solution is to join the Amish. At least you will get a nice quilt!
When I was a teen, I met and befriended some amish teens at a farmers' market near where I lived. Their parents allowed them to talk with us "English kids". They had other non-amish friends, too. Their village had phones - strictly for business and emergency use, but they were familiar with phones. Also calculators - which they were only allowed to use when helping at the farmers' market. I'm sure, these days, Amish kids are familiar with the internet despite whatever restrictions they live under.
(BTW, the Amish kids were just as horney as us. And they asked us to get them porn.)