Noticed that you didn't reply to the STI point. Cognitive dissonance?
Every square inch of skin on your body has bacterie. That's why they swab you with disenfactant before taking a blood sample.
All bacteria are equal or the same? You don't get pink eye from touching your elbow and then your eye...
Maybe YOU don't shower after sex, but I do.
Most of the time. But, you know, since I regularly wash my hands, I don't have to fret about how clean my dick is. Or at least I don't make it anyone else's problem, due to lack of hygiene and consideration.
First thing in the morning, like clockwork, before the shower. You sound like you've never given a woman oral sex; you sound like you have Verminophobia, in which case you should see a mental health professional.
Same, actually. But since I exercise a lot, I eat a lot, so I go to the washroom more than once a day. But again, I don't have to fret about that, since I have an effective catch-all strategy. I like choosing whose genitalia I come into contact with. Call me weird, but I don't want to touch yours, random hobos', or any other person's who lacks the simple comprehension of the straightforward facts. Girls tend to take care of themselves, so I don't worry about that. But some guys are gross slobs, and I don't want any part of that.
And of course I sound neurotic, because I'm having to explain these obvious points, in laborious detail. It's like explaining that you should hold your breath underwater to someone, who refuses to see sense. Of course it'll look like you have a fear of drowning, past a certain point.