There is no way to make it manly. Sorry buddy. Just sit home alone and admiring your pretty new unit. You can use that time to practice saying the phrase "It may be tiny but... it also leave you unsatisfied and jealous of bigger flashier versions." all while stifling the on coming tears... poor lil feller... never saw it coming.

Does having a sense of direction and knowing the surroundings you have spent your entire life in really qualify as having GPS? or is this just an attempt to make a natural ability in an animal something more than it really is. I know i can easily plan and navigate a route to the bathroom in the dark while drunk off my ass. Nothing special there.

As im sure your student will ask, what will I get for this "Extra Credit" and is it exchangeable for cash?

Only a real geek would consider 2 hours and 40 minutes " limited screen time "

If anyone is interested in this topic and the disappearance of newspapers I recommend reading Double Fold: Libraries and the Assault on Paper. It is a non-fiction book by Nicholson Baker that was published in April, 2001

Do you think this will mean jobs in India and China will get outsourced to a broke white boy like me now?

I like my unbiased blogger findings served with a side of SUSPICION!!!

I hope at least one scientist in that lab had the balls to shout "Beam me up Scotty!!!" during the experiment

The creation of moon bricks = The first step in the collapse of the lunar housing market.

This is bullshit, every time i produce an enzyme no one cares except my dry cleaner and the police

Why even use their bank, i got an email from a former prince from Nigeria that wants to give me enough to buy two space shuttles. All he needs in my bank account #....