you just lost the game

Either they already fixed it or the article is wrong, because I'm in Chile and Facebook and Youtube seem fine to me

you do know that you can get porn for free online, right?

Problem: your daughter wants to have sex and doesn't want to become a nun.

Solution: make her as fat and ugly as possible to minimize the possibility that any given kid will want to have sex with her.

How to deal with pedophiles who like chubby girls is left as an exercise to the reader.

I bought a macbook pro four months ago and everything seems fine with cock... i mean me

Seriously? There's a way to test that every single piece of software works OK? Well, if that's the case just create a piece of software that tests if a certain code will stop no matter what its input is and win a turing award.

Don't you mean a certain Austrian dictator?

In Chile you open your browser, log in, click next a few times and then about two months later you get your tax return in your bank account and an email telling you that it's done.

Frank Zappa also said that all you need to be a real country is a beer and an airline. Maybe that's what's wrong with Haiti...

I have a similar problem. I can only tune out certain styles of music without any lyrics, so that cuts down my choices of background music heavily. I mostly listen to Keith Jarrett's Köln Concert and some Oscar Peterson stuff. Easy to tune out and lovely to hear when you're not tunning it out.

Maybe the main character just isn't an ambiturner, like Zoolander. Have you tried turning left 3 times?

troll

They are, and don't call me Shirley

What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.