It certainly works where your mom is concerned.

One of the great enemies of the Klingon Empire. Ah... to think of the victory songs after a successful tribble hunt.

I like how Doc donned a bulletproof vest after reading Marty's letter from the past. He was pretty confident that they wouldn't aim for the head/legs/groin. Also, he apparently wasn't too concerned about the rocket launcher they were toting through the roof of their mystery machine van...

I've been waiting for technology like this for years. It's good to know that I can be stabbed in the heart by a Nausican during a bar fight and survive.

It works like your esophagus does when swallowing.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on /. is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no mod-points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Why am I not surprised that the website for the case makes you wait while a flash animation loads? It's even complete with a techno soundtrack and pictures of the case taken at dramatic angles. Once I saw the hi-res wallpaper, featuring pics of the case, I knew the whole thing had to be some elaborate parody of technophilia. That is what is is, right???? To think there's some lonely nerd out there, ogling photos of this case while rubbing his crotch frantically...

All of civilization has always been a scam. It works because everyone plays along.

Persian sounds cooler...

printf("BOOOOOOO!\n")

Who needs real mode DOS anyway?

You got me. I'm actually a sales rep for whirlpool spas and tubs. I thought a little FUD on /. would help drum up some business. Unfortunately you were too smart for my evil plans. Blast. I would have gotten away with it, too...

OK then, I should be more than protected...