Too bad you are already +5 or I would mod this up. Perfectly stated.

Or you can also clean your screen after you use it. You could stare at my android all day long and never figure out my pattern. Of course a smudged up screen drives me INSANE.

The United States Coast Guard thinks you are an idiot. (yes the US Coast Guard is part of DHS) God I hate stupid people. How did this comment get modded insightful?

Maybe they are trying to evolve their server into one that can handle a slashdot load.

The crying babies and cell phone usage has changed how often and when I go see a movie in the theater. I wait until it has been out for at least 2 weeks, and I only see it on the Saturday pre-noon screening (and it is only 5 bucks). I have found that is the absolute best way to watch movies and not be annoyed.

You know I am just going to assume you are 100% correct. Never heard of a Pooh geek before. Too bad you got modded funny, I would have gone with informative.

You must not be a ham sandwich then.

Not every state does emissions checking, like Wisconsin for example.

How is this modded insightful, it is factually wrong.

I personally am planning to get a PS2 in 2010 or so.

I know no one RTFA's but come in, the article linked says it is an april fools joke.

Posting to get my achievement.

"If my three thousand dollars worth of televisions, VCRs, et cetera stop working" You have three thousand dollars worth of entertainment, go and buy the boxes if you need them. You are obviously doing well enough not to expect the government to give you everything you need/want.

You know what upsets me about this whole thing... they should have never had the coupons in the first place.