Correlation does not imply causation. Now, if you stab your eyes out did I cause it? Well, maybe...

at least the comic is good.

apparently the fake chips are made with less than 50% potato, have a weird taste and are sold in a can.

So...why the watch?

She washed off the phone? For keys in lava and phones in toilets the same rule applies: let 'em go because man, their gone. (With apologies to Jack Handy).

Math usually is a liberal arts major....

I don't see myself using this type of "OS" anytime soon, and I imagine a lot of other people are in the same boat. Who would use this? I guess schools would be a good candidate. It seems like they could use lower quality hardware, and most schools have awesome internet connections.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. You won't be so glib when I Force choke you.

What, you prefer that the dimwitted and ignorant be in charge? What a utopia that would be. If we are talking about a republic, then yes I definitely want my representatives to be intelligent and well educated (now, if only that could be arranged...).

actually I think being instantaneous is part of why it's so "spooky".

Well, it is just basic 23rd century physics...tachyons (which would actually be a cool name for a band, if the lead singer was bald and had a cool British accent). If you insist on crude 21st century science, then tachyons are a largely defunct theoretical construct, though I do believe some variants of string theory suggest they exist.

well, photons do have a non-zero relativistic mass if we are being precise.

you're just mad you lost your DHD.

You didn't debunk anything. So you have an 8 year old CD, how does that imply anything about the original commenter's bad luck with CDs?

What, for unusually small values of uncanny? I love google voice, but the voice recognition could still use some work.

Smart Boards are awesome, but it's possible without. I sometimes just pull up the screen and write on the white board underneath it. It isn't nearly as neat, but it works.