Comment Re:At least there's hope . . . (Score 5, Insightful) 210
Man, how do you mess up Star Wars?!
It must really annoy Lucas to hear people ask this even after he produced a detailed three-part instructional video on the subject.
Man, how do you mess up Star Wars?!
It must really annoy Lucas to hear people ask this even after he produced a detailed three-part instructional video on the subject.
The can buy Monster cables next.
Monster actually used to manufacture Beats.
Comma, Comma, Comma
Comma Chameleeeeon
Exactly. My wife is free to read my email any time she wants, and vice versa. Can't imagine needing to hide anything. I've also learned there are two sides to every story. Be very careful judging if you've only heard one.
the other side of the story: "my husband thinks he has access to all my email."
Thus instead of "old guy" I became the quasi guru.
is that like the startup version of quasi modo?
They forgot to list apathy.
They probably just couldn't be bothered.
Not that confronting the perpetrator is a great idea, but don't expect the full CSI treatment when you report the theft.
Actually, confronting the perp is the best way to get the full CSI treatment. If you're lucky, they might even pull up your dental records to conclusively ID your remains.
I think you grossly underestimate how low the standards of many men actually are. The requirements are pretty much just a pulse, and even that has some wiggle room.
In all my years as a celebrated sex therapist, I've never heard that particular bit of female anatomy referred to as a 'wiggle room' before.
Sex in the dark is boring.
Land sakes, man, sex should never be boring! Leave the light on long enough to find the hole that's already there!
Solved it back when they first came out in '78. With a SCREWDRIVER.
You're a better man than I. After eight screwdrivers I ran out orange juice and threw my cube at the wall, shattering my lava lamp and setting fire to my shag carpeting. I managed to stomp it out, but my elevator shoes and bell bottoms were ruined in the process. The very next day I slicked back my hair, bought a pin-striped suit, and started buying up distressed companies and selling off their assets to fuel my coke addiction.
The vast, vast, vast majority of developers happily pay that fee.
happily (adv): to mutter swears under one's breath whilst impotently shaking his fist at the the heavens and kicking the family dog
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