Or if Ubuntu is the unstable and annoying one out of distros, the rest must be utterly amazing.

With some films it doesn't make much difference. Take AVP2 for example, where you can hardly see what the hell is going on half the time. Other films I'm glad to have watched over someone's shoulder before I had a chance to make the mistake of seeing, for example 'Surrogates', where the plot revolves around some technology being uninvented because people don't really want to have to deal with it.

With that in mind, banning laptops in cinemas isn't that much of a problem, because if they don't let you in you can just go somewhere with wireless access and watch the film on your laptop.

Workspaces are an amazing new way to manage your windows an applications.

With conventional window managers, your windows are just grouped by application, or even not at all. Suppose you're writing an article, and you open up a web browser with some reference material. You open up your mail client and open a PDF attachment which a colleague thought might be helpful to you. Then you put on some music and start writing. But now you're switching back and forth through all the webpages you have open until you reach the one you want, past the mail client and the music player and the PDF back to the document you're writing. Things like this are a big problem, but thankfully, that's the old way.

With Workspaces, we offer you an awesome and new way to organize yourself. So you're ready to start writing that article again - you open the word processor. We're all familar with that, but what happens next is where the incredible new power of Workspaces is shown: press ctrl-alt-2 to switch to a second Workspace where you can open the browser of reference material. That's just amazing!

But that's not all. Next, you can press ctrl-alt-3 and open your mail client, and it opens in yet another workspace. We can open the colleague's email attachment and press ctrl-alt-shift-left to move it to the previous workspace, where we can arrange it side by side with the web browser window. Now what's awesome and incredible about that is you can flip between your word processor and the reference material with the keyboard shortcuts, without having to sort through windows ever. Amazing!

Oh, but before you start, you want your tunes again. Ctrl-alt-4, open your music player, ctrl-alt-1 back to the word processor. Awesome!

Workspaces. It really is just that simple.

All my free time is when I'm bored at work. And I spend that time coding random stuff.

(Whoosh In Advance)

It should happen in RIAA trials. If you copy some songs you pay in coupons that entitles the RIAA to the same number of copies songs that you have composed and written.

Chicken achtung Gertrude coriander buffalo 0xfe30 had had had had had had had had had had had had off in whose tool shed they were whacking. And I think we all know what that means!

It is a joke. Unless you are joking, in which case it is not a joke. NOBODY WHOOSH ME! I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!

388 of 550 is ~70.55%
393 of 550 is ~71.45%

I got bitten by operator overloading when my calculations kept going inexplicably wrong. It turned out that the operator precedence was different to how I expected. Rather than quit, I took note and continue to use the feature.

But if using the expression in the wrong order is outlawed,
the expression will only be used in the wrong order by outlaws.

Well the beer part is pretty true - you never see kids drinking real ale.

Next misleading headline: "Brazilian Company Importing 1400 Tons of Hazardous Waste From Brazil Into UK"

Maybe some day in the future computer scientists with PhDs will figure out an algorithm so that if you type a less than sign into a web form, it will show up on the page to the user as a less than sign instead of disappearing.