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Comment NSA (Score 1) 533

by dohzer on Saturday January 18, 2014 @11:10PM (#46002633) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What's the Most Often-Run Piece of Code -- Ever?

Turns out it's the injectPacket() function that the NSA uses on the DSP inside every USB connector ever manufactured.

Comment Re:new format not working (Score 1) 123

by dohzer on Friday January 10, 2014 @09:25AM (#45915607) Attached to: Intel Challenges Manufacturers To Avoid "Conflict Metals"

You've got to find a security flaw and hack your way in. Slashdot is now an exclusive club.

Comment I guess this is an Apple thing...!? (Score 1) 210

by dohzer on Tuesday December 24, 2013 @09:05AM (#45774623) Attached to: The iOS 7 Jailbreak Fiasco

I have no idea what any of this means, but I'll get my mother to translate in the morning.

Comment BBB (Score 1) 66

by dohzer on Monday December 16, 2013 @05:42AM (#45701945) Attached to: Want a FPGA Board For Your Raspberry Pi Or Beagle Bone?

Can I get one for my BeagleBone Black instead?

Comment Wrong shape (Score 2) 145

by dohzer on Thursday December 12, 2013 @06:24PM (#45675167) Attached to: Engineering the Perfect Coffee Mug

It's too tall and thin; it will tip over easily (not that it matters if it has a spill-proof lid, but still...).

Comment No it cant! (Score 1) 299

by dohzer on Sunday December 08, 2013 @09:54PM (#45635981) Attached to: Microsoft's New Smart Bra Could Stop You From Over Eating

The Smart Bra can't stop me over eating. The Smart Bro or the Intelligent Manssiere probably could.

Comment Put themselves in the £10-20m? (Score 1) 246

by dohzer on Sunday December 01, 2013 @06:53PM (#45570565) Attached to: Piracy Offers Heavy Metal a New Business Model

Put themselves in the £10-20m? What does that even mean? Put themselves into the £20M bracket? Put themselves £20M in the black?

Comment The internet (Score 1) 264

by dohzer on Saturday November 23, 2013 @09:31PM (#45504571) Attached to: NSA Infected 50,000 Computer Networks With Malicious Software

So they infected the internet. That's one. What were the other 49,999?

Comment Tips (Score 1) 149

by dohzer on Friday November 22, 2013 @11:33AM (#45491257) Attached to: Users Identified Through Typing, Mouse Movements

I'd be really worried about getting locked out while tipsy.

Comment Use my Pi (Score 1) 246

by dohzer on Sunday November 17, 2013 @08:26PM (#45451189) Attached to: Raspberry Pi Hits the 2 Million Mark

I use my Raspberry Pi to enable me to tell people that I have a Raspberry Pi.

Comment Projectile vulnerability (Score 1) 71

by dohzer on Wednesday November 13, 2013 @06:40PM (#45417917) Attached to: Building an 'Invisibility Cloak' With Electromagnetic Fields

Good luck scattering and redirecting the rocks I start throwing in every direction once this technology is widely available.

Comment That's that thing... (Score 1) 147

by dohzer on Monday November 11, 2013 @08:52PM (#45396351) Attached to: WxWidgets 3.0: First Major Release in Several Years

... that everyone's using and needs no introduction.

Comment Both and neither... (Score 1) 262

by dohzer on Thursday October 31, 2013 @08:10AM (#45289431) Attached to: Do You Need Headphones While Working?

I get little done without them, but I throw them on and get distracted by talk-back radio and audio-blogs. What's a hardware engineer to do?!

Comment Fire them at the suspect's person (Score 0) 210

by dohzer on Wednesday October 30, 2013 @03:20AM (#45277441) Attached to: Police Use James-Bond-Style GPS Bullet

The chase will end a lot quicker!

Comment Release it all! (Score 2) 431

by dohzer on Tuesday October 29, 2013 @01:36AM (#45266059) Attached to: UK Prime Minister Threatens To Block Further Snowden Revelations

Why don't they just release the remaining data before the UK implement the block?

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