Facebook passwords can be guessed, especially by someone who knows you like... an enemy? Reasonable doubt.

That's the trick, though.

Long ago Microsoft realized that if they pay posters to support them, they merely come off as 'fanbois'. Microsoft, then, moved their strategy towards destruction of their competition by associating them with whatever negative stereotype exists (sometimes that they planted).

'Linux users' arguing that Linux is perfect in every way, and dissent from their perfection is funded by Microsoft.
'Mac users' acting like flamboyant hipsters bowing to Jobs while using their iPhones as ass-vibrators.
Please.

Wait for threat to register Then:
Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

Security through insanity?

Ha! That was merely a social engineering trick. Now I know the contents of your data!
Now I merely need to learn the length...

Whoosh

Lets see if I can provide a counterproof:
Before I get modded down:
Obama is a clone of the Heretic Pharaoh Akhenaten. That is why he cannot provide verifiable US birth records. (What he did provide, can be issued in adulthood given a declaration). No one saw his supposed mother in Hawaii near his supposed birth. Many people saw her there at other times (no evidence she came back after she was known to be in the mainland). This also explains Akhenaten's empty tomb.
The Freemason's planned the Boston Teaparty, because the creation of the US fits into their wider plans.
Knowledge of aliens visiting earth is suppressed by NASA because the American government, and its puppet masters are attacking the aliens (primarily with Tesla invented weapons). This is how we got the microchip (reverse engineered from downed alien craft).
The benevolent aliens wish to help us, and are primarily non-violent, preventing them from intervening, or counterattacking the powers at be of earth. They will however assist us in overthrowing them, once we wake up and stand up.

And likely this one will too after this. Most likely the thieves saw/got a tip about the lack of locks.

That's the excuse, but the 90s crackdown on raves was due to a growing worry among the spooks of a spreading social and cultural revolution (a la the 60s). Raves were rather brutally suppressed until the risk of wider cultural revolution died down, quite a 'first they came for the ravers' type sign.

You can, it merely requires two accounts with mod points.

Sounds terrible... Everyone needs to send me all there nitrous for proper disposal... food grade only please.

The fact is, and this is easily provable with wide varieties of video evidence: the space between earth and the moon is teaming with Mason's Nazi's and aliens all pushing their various agendas. The loss of communication of an object in this warzone is unsuprising.

Who hardly notice? China's in the news for this quite often. I've heard of the story of Israel a few times (there is some quite compelling testimony, if no evidence). I have never seen anyone seem to care about either beyond news outlet in the wider world. Obviously killing innocents for organs, as Israel was accused of, is vastly different than harvesting the already-going-to-be-killed.

I have no doubt that Verizon is more than sufficient for the average Amiga...

The only pirated programs that usually have trojans are Anti-Viruses (quite a genius vector of attack). A piratebay hosted torrent with a trojan will rarely get 10 full downloads before it is removed.