Submission + - Mum Sends Stripper to Teenage Son's School (theregister.co.uk)
angryphase writes: According to recent reports one young Nottinghamshire schoolboy got a present to remember from his mother of all people. According to the parent in question there had been some misunderstanding by the agency, after she claims she had ordered a gorilla. A shaken and slightly stirred witness recounts, 'No one could believe it [...] she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times — once for each year — on the bottom with her whip. Then she took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in.' As if this brazen overuse of props wasn't bad enough, the mother had requested that the teacher film the 'surprise'.
