Why does my jello taste like Grandma?

and now we have the "nudge"? Whats next, the "bitchslap"?

Loose lips also make for thrilling blumpkins.

1) You never bug a pregnant, hormonal woman. EVER.
2) You never refer to fetus as a blastocyst, parasite, or nickname him "blobby"
3) The only acceptable response is "Yes dear, no dear, I will rub your feet right away dear".
4) Never tell her that stretch marks are camoflauge to help her hide in the tall grass to escape predators.
5) In the later stages of pregnancy, when she is immoble, that is not an opportunity to dutch oven or teabag her.
6) Never refer to pregnant sex as "intercourse and a handjob all in one", otherwise you will not get intercourse OR a handjob.

Learn from my mistakes young nerdlings. Oh, and if you'er wondering, I'm still married. Why, I know not.

I just turned 40, so I am officially in old man mode.

Retaliation has traditionally been used to suppress free speech, and I am surprised you failed to recognise it.

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should"

It is ironic that they violated the very freedom they see as being threatened

Dependency hell only happens if you don't know what you're doing. That rule applies to any package manager, and is not limited to RHEL.

"Hyper-V works fine, and saves you a lot of cash"

When using Hyper-V, you have to pay for the Host OS, as opposed to a KVM or Xen enabled Linux host which is free. How precisely does that "save you a lot of cash"? Hell, you may as well install the free version of VMWare on top of your Windows box. At least you'll get some of the features missing in Hyper-V.

KVM and Xen are both fully featured enterprise class hypervisors with the ability to live migrate. Hyper-V only *just* got live migration and only when you're using clustering (translation: large wads of cash are required). VMWare is undoubtedly the leader, but KVM and Xen are defaintely fighting for 2nd.

*golf clap*

Brilliant first post, Utterly brilliant.

"So why do you think you should profit from something so painfully obvious? This is a natural extension of shareware so why is this unique?"

So, how many of her corrupt little lackeys are going with her?

Correction, no *known* bugs. There is no such thing as "bug free". Did you factor in the framework? The OS? I thought not.