Yes. Yes it is. It is crow. It's capitalist crow. Now pay for that taste or I shall summon the authorities!

One's reach does not end at one's finger tips.

heat swords into glow sticks

People always forget that he's an hyphenated Conservative and it ain't progressive.

Well, it is dark for like 6 months a year up there.

Make it so.

It's been done. Except when it came their turn to do it, they sent back telephone sanitization kits.

It's bigger on the surface, duh!

yet, still lacks in reliability

Dick Cheney's pacemaker probably has active defenses against such devices.

It would ruin the chianti too.

I devised my best password for my luggage. I'm too tired after doing that to worry about online passwords

They're the ones that told you to turn the music on. They just want it so you can't hear them talking behind your head.

Scan it and send it as an email attachment.