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Comment If (Score 1) 70

by JustOK on Saturday August 10, 2019 @10:39AM (#59073760) Attached to: The World's Smartest Chimp Has Died

If she was so smart, how come she died?

Comment Re: We already get the news (Score 1) 146

by JustOK on Sunday July 14, 2019 @04:05AM (#58922660) Attached to: Major Power Outage Hits Manhattan

It's indivisible under God

Comment Re:Inflation (Score 1) 102

by JustOK on Thursday July 11, 2019 @09:44AM (#58907328) Attached to: The Most Clever 'Zip Bomb' Ever Made Explodes a 46MB File To 4.5 Petabytes

not if it's a digital clock.

Comment Re:People want cheap (Score 3, Funny) 325

by JustOK on Sunday May 12, 2019 @04:56PM (#58579282) Attached to: Is Big Tech Needlessly Ruining Entire Industries?

Whom cares?

Comment Re:LOL, "believed"? (Score 1) 325

by JustOK on Monday May 06, 2019 @12:03AM (#58544396) Attached to: Boeing Believed a 737 Max Warning Light Was Standard. It Wasn't.

Who is John Galt?

Comment Re:surfeit? (Score 1) 102

by JustOK on Saturday May 04, 2019 @03:29PM (#58538772) Attached to: Is Slack Ruining Work?

Of course you did well in school. You're 43! Geez. Older than most of the teachers.

Comment Isn't (Score 5, Funny) 180

by JustOK on Sunday January 27, 2019 @11:37AM (#58029620) Attached to: Is the iPhone SE the 'Best Minimalist Phone' Right Now?

Isn't the SE/30 supposed to be better?

Comment Re: Fingers Crossed! (Score -1, Troll) 203

by JustOK on Thursday January 24, 2019 @07:48PM (#58017616) Attached to: Google Asks Supreme Court To Rule On When Code Can Be Copyrighted

...your sister or your neighbor's dog...

same thing.

Comment It's not (Score 3, Funny) 267

by JustOK on Tuesday December 25, 2018 @06:46AM (#57856504) Attached to: 'Amazon Prime is Getting Worse'

They don't mean two days in a row.

Comment Re:Should I (Score 4, Funny) 102

by JustOK on Sunday December 16, 2018 @06:29AM (#57811700) Attached to: Study Reveals The Most Googled 'Should I' Questions In Each State

And how does that make you feel about they were talking to a psychologist or something?

Comment Re:Or they saw a TED talk - and believed it (Score 1) 308

by JustOK on Sunday December 09, 2018 @09:38AM (#57774614) Attached to: Apple Store Employees Aren't Allowed To Say 'Crash', 'Bug', or 'Problem'

except it does.

Comment Re:The Logical Solution (Score 1) 135

by JustOK on Tuesday November 27, 2018 @09:26PM (#57712176) Attached to: Customer Service Agents Might Be Able To See What You're Typing In Real Time

Those few seconds can really eat into profits when you add it all up.

Comment Re:It's why the airport has metal detectors (Score 5, Funny) 111

by JustOK on Sunday November 18, 2018 @11:03AM (#57663350) Attached to: Compelling New Suspect For DB Cooper Skyjacking Found By Army Data Analyst

And to honour all the victims, we take off our shoes.

Comment It was (Score 1) 111

by JustOK on Sunday November 18, 2018 @10:18AM (#57663226) Attached to: Compelling New Suspect For DB Cooper Skyjacking Found By Army Data Analyst

It was Big Foot.

Comment 3-4 months (Score 5, Funny) 199

by JustOK on Monday November 12, 2018 @03:59PM (#57632408) Attached to: Stan Lee, Marvel Comics' Real-Life Superhero, Dies at 95

They'll bring him back in a few issues. Probably retcon him as well.

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