Get the AAA games like God of War, MGS or Syphon Filter, WipeOut Pulse (or Pure) and the fun games like Patapon, LocoRoco, Everybody's Golf and Half-Minute Hero and the PSP has endless fun to offer, you just have to ignore the media obsession of calling a 50-million selling machine always being termed a failure. Throw in some decent minis, and you're laughing

The oft-used British phrase "I can murder an Indian" (curry) will spark a shed load of false positives...

Pretty sure one of our last World War One (Wikipedia it, kids) vets would have had something to say on the issue. Probably "Get a grip you self-obsessed loons."

Does the Arts Council still exist (The Raffia Mafia - if my "Yes, Minister" is correct)? TIGA should join with them and snuffle around that little grant factory.

touché

Pretty sure you can't patent a celestial body. Also pretty sure that some idiot will try.

Well, if that's how you splurge in your hoity-toity offices, with peacocks on the lawn no doubt! But I can't envisage anything more exotic than a slab of Victoria Sponge or, if its a really special day - new delivery of paper clips perhaps - then maybe some marble cake.

love, The JamRolyPoly People's Front

No, this is a British argument, no killing needed. Just knock over his teacup and steal his cake.

I lived in the U.K. as a kid, but discovered him playing before baseball or football games (late night for us) on a, rather weak, AFRTS radio station (broadcasting from Belgium or Frankfurt, I think) - made me wonder if all Americans were that off the wall. Thought the power of the Internet would keep him going, but hey-ho - let's go!

Ana Maria walks into Gene Hunt's office...
"Constable, take down her particulars!"

Yes, its Carry On Ashes to Mars

Iran, obviously! Why? Just cause they're next on the list

Yes, the Suez and Panama canals are miles from any land....

As it'll be a British-designed head, it'll come with Dwayne Dibley's teeth.