That's nothing. Whoever built the wall that exists between my office and the dining room left inside a leather dog collar and a half-dozen pork (I think) rib bones.
We've also found a cast iron floor lamp inside of a wall, as well as several hundred copies of the Saturday Evening Post that are positively impossible to drill through.
Pez dispensers seem so...basic.
Those aren't pork bones!
Dog collar.. animal bones.. hmmm.
You DO know how the TSA recruits people, right...? They put adverts on pizza delivery boxes
You couldn't make this shit up it you if you hired a whole team of comedy writers...
Look closely at that pizza box -- it trumpets...
A career where XRay vision comes standard!
A career as a peeping tom. Where you get paid.
Is this country great or what?
officers are offered official office.
Try saying that 3 times quickly.
That's roughly 70 movies at home before it breaks even. It also gave me the luxury of watching TV, or playing video games on it.. It's hooked to a cheap PC with DVI output, so we can even watch via Netflix, Hulu, or whatever.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... 70 movies! Yikes. I have kids and I think we go to the movies a lot. I think we see maybe 15 a year. So about 5 years before break even? I'm not saying the movie experience is awesome, though my kids don't notice any of the things you are complaining about. I do, but hey, if the kids like it, then it's a win. Of course, I can't wait for the Alamo Draft house to make its way to my area...
We should create "corporate jails" that "hold" corporations. So there's no longer the excuse of not throwing the corporation in jail. When the corp is in jail, it forfeits freedoms just like regular people would.
Of course the law of unintended consequences means they'll also get free internet, health-care and whatnot. That could work out pretty good for Amazon.
Should it also be illegal for me to keep a record of your appearance in my mind once you leave the room as well?
Absolutely !
You should have to draw a charcoal sketch of me just like court reporters in a court room!
How about "Prevent Seasonal Affective Disorder Induced Suicide By Putting Up Lots Of Lights And Reminders That Things Will Get Better In The Spring While Getting Drunk And Exchanging GIfts Day"
Egads! Just shorten it to PSADISBPULOLARTTWGBITSWGDAEGD ! Now everyone can easily remember it!
Most users aren't going to install adblock no matter what they do.
So true.
Those are the same users that install malware toolbars so they can add smileys to their emails.
Let them watch ads.
Thank you. That is all. Carry on.
The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them. -- Nicolaides
