Hey, now, let's not fight over who should be shot. There's plenty of bullets for everyone.

(3) Big Brother's best evil idea ever.

Translating to 'leet speak is left as an exercise for the reader.

*golf clap* Well done, sir. Well done.

You'll note that, unlike Iran, the United States actually managed an orderly transfer of power during the last election.

Whoosh! Is that the sound it will make?

Soap and water in the lungs? No, sir. That's what the wire bottle brush is for.

I have Tourette Syndrome. Does that count?

Well, yes, but in the SOE version each character will be visualized as a weeble-wobble.

Are we absolutely certain the BSA isn't secretly a promotional organization designed to convert people to open source solutions?

Check behind the footrest of your La-Z-Boy recliner.

It's not Lupus.

Mmm. You can really taste the sentience, can't you?

For all one knows, one could very well be playing against the house. Any guarantee that one or more of the other players aren't automated agents there to pull in winnings for the casino?

Well, maybe. But who wants to work at the company where a monster goes from cubicle to cubicle, scaring the employees into working overtime?