You being a retard isn't newsworthy. Tesla (and battery powered cars in general) being fundamentally broken in cold weather... well, that's not really newsworthy either. Last year tesla tried to blame the new york times for their car being shit once it gets cold.
Anyhow, you need to step up your game if you want to make the papers. I mean, you're competing with Justin Beiber being a retard. Maybe if you drop trou at a red light and drop a steamer in the street.
A couple weeks back, I read an old article by RMS concerning GPL exemptions/dual licensing. He supports it.
GPL with exemptions is really BSD. A finer grained control, perhaps, in that the copyleft owner can pick and choose. Put a price on whoring out FREEdom. FREEdom? More like "show me the money!".
It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and failed. - motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere