When I lived in Japan, one option was condom paint (for lack of a better phrase). Basically, you paint your hard-on with latex (?? or something like that) which dries out to form a skin-tight condom. There's also a baggie on the head to catch your swimmers. It wasn't as good as bareback, but it was certainly better than any condom. Oh, and the girl painting your pecker sticks her finger up your ass and sucks your balls to help keep you hard.

We don't need better condoms, we need better sex. I prefer bareback oral and anal. The problem is, a lot of people have no oral skills and think anal sex is dirty or gross. I'm glad shows like Glee and Two and a Half Men show anal sex as a positive thing, but it's not enough. Schools should encourage it and teach proper ass hygiene. There's no reason your ass should smell like, well, ass.

As for oral, look at all the fatties! Clearly they enjoy putting things in their mouth, so they must get some pleasure from it. So suck a dick (or a clit).

Even worse is the al gore porn. "Your orgasm meets or exceeds previous orgasms that have been induced as a side effect of sexual relations with me."

And you don't want to see the racist al gore porn. "It gives me great pleasure when you carefully insert your uncircumcised 20 centimeter african-american penis into my rectum and stimulate my prostate and large bowel."

Remember the toyota software bug? Toyota cars had a software bug that caused older drivers to accidentally hit the gas when they wanted to hit the brake! But it only affected older drivers, and driver height was also a factor. Anyhow, an expert witness reviewed the source code at testified at a civil trial that he couldn't find any bugs but he couldn't rule out that bugs existed. The jury found toyota liable. Cha-ching!

So even if you use something like haskall to prove your code correct or node to prevent blocking, the car manufacturer may still be responsible for drivers pressing the wrong pedal. It's software, there might be bugs, pay up.

Who is reading slashdot on a phone and why? If that's not a sign of addiction and/or lack of a social life, I don't know what is.

Fuck, next week is a new year. Resolve to take a bath and get some strange.

I shit you not: this morning, one of my neck beard coworkers did a command-line sql query ('select * from table') piped through cut, sort, and uniq. Because, hey, 'distinct columns, i, actually, want' and 'order by column' is too much work.

The point is, the best tool for the best job. Sometimes that's the command line, sometimes it's a text editor with regular expressions, and sometimes it's spotify.