RoboTroll - Slashdot User

Comment FP (Score -1, Funny) 281

by Metrollica on Sunday March 02, 2003 @01:02AM (#5416995) Attached to: CollegeLinux Released to the Public

I've gone away and came back with a first post

Comment bullshit (Score -1) 245

by Mighty-Troll on Thursday December 26, 2002 @01:11AM (#4959215) Attached to: Cable TV A La Carte Part 2

Idiot.

The $10/mo fee is FCC REGULATED. The cable company has to provide a signal, and, maintain it to FCC STANDARDS so your cable internet will work.

If they wanted to jew you out of more money they increase the INTERNET fee and not the CABLE TRANSPORT fee.

This has nothing to do with price inflation due to cable theives.

This has nothing to do with price inflation due to the customer splitting it off to his graphics card or TV and then complaing why his internet is sporadic, and it sucks, and said customer is a fucking moron for not knowing that its because of his hookup, and the cable company can not control how said connection works.

This has nothing to do jewing you out of more money.

It's dumbfucks like you that don't realize that if you want Internet service you need to pay someone to maintaini the pipeline.

It's dumbfucks like you that probably also would expect a DSL company to not charge you for a phone line (it has to be active for the DSL to work, same way you have to pay a cable company to maintain a cable signal to your house).

It's dumbfucks like you that scourge this earth and I think should be either shot in the head or have your balls cuttoff, so we can do mankind a favor.

Go jump out of a moving vehicle or something.

Journal Journal: The goatse project 3

Journal by Mighty-Troll on Thursday December 26, 2002 @12:41AM

Was thinking about writing (or modifing an existing one) a proxy that will route all www traffic to goatse.cx

Would you, fellow trolls, be interested in such a powerful tool?

and ...

Making a website that uses an activeX control for poorly configured IE users to set that and activate it? (What would the legal implications of this be?)

Comment Mirror (Score -1) 443

by Alan_Thicke on Monday December 16, 2002 @06:44PM (#4902052) Attached to: Vanishing Features Of The 2.6 Kernel

Here is a mirror.

Journal Journal: Slashdot Flowchart (as seen on K5) 4

Journal by egg troll on Wednesday November 13, 2002 @03:28PM

I saw this on K5 today and felt the need to share it with the world! An extra-special shout out to LookOnMyWorksYeMortalsAndDespair whose post I got this from. An even MORE special shout-out to the Slashdot crew whose Lameness Filter guarentees that the only consequence of posting this is a little odd formatting. Taco, you do suck. DOCUMENT DISTRIBUTION:

Comment Better off dead! (Score 2) 186

by Dead Penis Bird on Tuesday July 09, 2002 @10:22AM (#3849164) Attached to: Household Pets for the Common Geek?

Get a dead one, like me.

You don't have to feed me, water me, or even clean my cage.

And I'll always listen to you when you talk. Or at least look like it. Just put me you-know-where, and we'll be fine.

Comment Re:Hi. Polka time!!! (Score -1) 128

by Serial Troller on Sunday July 07, 2002 @07:29PM (#3838486) Attached to: LoTR , Linux, and Database Management

Cool. What I have is more like "Assfucking with goats," isn't it?

Comment First Cock Lengthening Post (Score -1) 360

by senior_troll on Wednesday March 06, 2002 @03:46AM (#3116984) Attached to: Xft Hack Improves Antialiased Font Rendering

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