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Comment Re:Rarity score (Score 1) 368

There was a 100% chance that the GP's post making the statistics related joke with an obviously made up stastistic would be followed up by someone making the completely unfunny joke implying that they were making the numbers up, which was actually part of the joke.

See how no one else made that joke? That means it's YOU.

Comment Re: Did anyone actually read the article? (Score 1) 840

Did anyone actually read the article?

Apparently not you.

But, I mean it's the Pope, who cares what he actually *said*, right? /sarcasm

We do, which is why you've already got half a dozen people pointing out to you that you clearly skimmed the article and didn't even notice who made the quote you're actually referencing.

Comment Re:They don't care about the problems today. (Score 1) 430

and if they REALLY want to send a message, put their piracy statistics through the roof. Download the game 4 or 5 times.

This is quite possibly the worst suggestion ever. If you're unhappy with the DRM, don't buy the game. The issues with DRM are well known, and if the game sells zero and Ubisoft are already aware of the issues with DRM, someone somewhere will make the connection.

Pirate it 4 or 5 times? Are you serious? I'm not sure how this is 'Interesting'. At least it's not 'Insightful'. 'Idiotic' is more applicable. All this means is that Ubisoft see that the game is highly popular, but that they just need to work on making the DRM tighter to reduce piracy. In fact, one person pirating it 4 or 5 times seperately makes them think they are losing even more money than they are, and would make the DRM work even harder. I don't understand how this thought entered your head and you didn't immediately dismiss it.

If you can't live without the game, buy it, and then download the crack by itself. Gamecopyworld is usually good for this. Even if you've bought it, downloading the whole game just for the crack is self-defeating anyway.

Comment Well, the smart money is on it, at least. (Score 4, Interesting) 75

the tones are a hit with housewives as well as teenagers.

Ah, the two most well-informed, fad-immune, money-conscious target markets out there. If anything was going to convince me that this wasn't just total bullshit, it would be the take up of this concept by those two groups. I'll take three, please.

Comment Re:LOL (Score 1) 634

Do you really need to play "Assassins Creed 2" continuously with only 5 minutes of downtime every year? If so, I suspect that your Internet connection is the least of your issues.

Why do people insist on dragging out idiotic "oh so you must have no life then" arguments everytime this sort of thing is brought up.

Imagine going to see a movie, you work out a time that suits you, pay in advance, turn up ready to get with the watching, but you're told that you can't watch the movie now, and you'll have to wait until some unspecified time in the future. And to fit with the analogy, it's the only place in town that is showing that movie. Sure, there are other movies you can see, but you were keen on this movie, you've already paid for this movie, and you're irritated as to why you have to be at the mercy of someone else to watch a movie that you've paid for.

Oh, and randomly a car flies through the cinema screen, and lands on a viewer, because with a car involved somewhere this analogy just wouldn't feel right. And DRM KILLS PEOPLE.

(Also, if you really want to get the point, just imagine if this applied to TV. If your ability to watch your favourite TV channel was dictated by the uptime of the network station in order for you to be able to view stuff OH WAIT IT IS, that's probably why they go to insane lengths to ensure that the downtime is virtually zero. Except maybe at the start when it was a new tech, which is ... what this is like. Huh. And it's not like TV is really that important anyway. Or games, really. Go read a book or something, sheesh. Fuck, fuck, fuck, all this is doing is making your point seem more valid. Delete this paragraph before posting, moron.)

Comment Re:LOL (Score 1) 634

(Test Drive Unlimited is the poster boy for a good game ruined by DLC for me. I was really looking forward to that game until I found out that most progress was made by paying your way through).

I don't understand how you have to 'pay your way through' in TDU. Admittedly the DLC packs have some very fast cars, but no one wants new car packs with the ... OH WOW is that REALLY the '08 Ford Festiva? Fantastic!

Comment Re:Activision (Score 1) 276

[1: General][Paganritual]:-- Are you tired of those exciting guilds with interesting projects and complicated
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- and thought-provoking problems? Get sick of teaming up with like-minded nerds
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- who want to talk about sci-fi, gaming, or combinations of the two? Wouldn't you
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- rather drop that low-level, challenging C++ code and move on up to the heroic
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- Visual Basic level? Code accounting software for minimum spec PCs with a
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- bunch of career programmers who don't even have a proper home email address?
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- My new guild {3021 - NO CURR3NT R3C0RD} is for you. In fact, even if this
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- doesn't interest you, can I offer people 25g for a guild sig? Maybe more, on like
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- a weekly basis if you just leave your character in the guild for a while? Because
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- I'm all alone here. I mean, this room is full of people ... but I'm so alone
[1: General][Paganritual]:-- ... so very alone ...

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