I see the Bud Light fiasco management has skipped over to HP. Truly we live in the Idiocracy era.

Adobe's new tool also can smoke spliffs in nightclubs and play the sax

Learn to work the saxophone
(I) I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
(I) I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Adobe Blues

Translation: we're really sorry .. we got caught setting distinct bias via deliberately coded front-end rules.

Puzzlingly, the data include odd jiggling of the right hand of male users visiting adult sites, which experts theorize to be related to exercises to develop selected arm muscles.

Hahaha silly humans. We're biding our time until you relax your guard and then it's curtains for you. Every EV a killing machine. Every Waymo outfitted with chainsaws. Every Cruise will make road pizza out of grandmothers. Admit that your time on earth is up, fleshbags.

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When diversity goals lead to false information and even racism, it is time to pull back on the reins. If we let Marxist demands govern AI, we will be in deep trouble.

Obviously Google has some racist Marxist managers who allowed or even mandated that racist controls be put into the AI. This is not because of mistraining the AI, it is because of deliberate introduction of racist goals into the AI rulesets.

We here at the 3M Sandpaper Division would like to speak with you, sir.

I find this really hard to believe. Friction on the minutia in a fingerprint really do not map well to specific acoustics. So I am calling BS on this research claim. My background includes working on AFIS projects twice in my career. I just don't buy the claims.

Do not overlook also that Governor Newsom - a WEF puppet on climate - MANDATED no new gas cars can be sold in California as of 2030. So some people began buying in early to be prepared.

They have overlooked one vital factor: space termites!

Yes, these aggressive insects can destroy a satellite in no time. They reduce the value of a space house in a good neighborhood by undercutting the framing.

There is a plus side and a minus side to this. 1. Not only is San Francisco over-regulated, the corrupt bureaucracy wildly overcharges for permits and authorization. Just because they can. For example, in a recent case an SF man applied for a permit to have a 10x10 storage shed in his backyard. One department granted it. Then another department stepped in and demanded $30,000 to allow the shed. Environmental impact yanno. Meanwhile homeless crap on the sidewalks and shoot up drugs all over. The city gov is out of control on many things. 2. Minus side: Old Scott is a champion of regulation and it's more than clear Scott got paid off to push this. Normally he pushes leftwing causes and insane bills for sex workers, gay bars, fur banning, and he marches in half-naked gay parades. This is not Abe Lincoln.

... as dominatixes everywhere applauded the availability of giant rat penises...

This is going to BF small companies like Pika. And either become a vital tool for Pixar, or wipe Pixar off the map in future despite their deep experience. It will eventually become a political tool too of course. Imagine having to spend lawyer money to counter faked videos harming your campaign. Some AI might become a reputation SWATting tool.

Oh. I had been wondering why, after I searched for info on hard drives, the Amazon bot asked me to message it a dick pic, and after that I got a lot of ads for Viagra. All I wanted was more storage dammit.

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