Does it have a place where I can keep beer cold? You know, if there isn't a spot, they'll just stuck it on top of the CPU. What kind of results would you get then?

your moths have to be much smaller now to get caught in the works.

Are you sure that they didn't run the article through this program just to see if it worked? Since you noticed, it apparently doesn't work very well.

A few years ago they had a TV program where people showed off their inventions. One of the most popular categories was methods to urinate in public. These "habitats" look a lot like those inventions. Could these really be public urinals designed to look like tents?

We all know how this will end. We've all seen the Japanese movies. Tokyo is going to end up in ashes and rubble. Then Godzilla will wake up, and things will get messy.

I'll wait until they drop the price to $19.95, and come with a set of Ginsu knives. Then I'll have something useful. A cutting board and a set of knives.

Translation of what he said

I fon't work for the Great Grand Glorious Microsoft Corporatioj, I will acutally grind out crappy programs on other companys disguisying operaying systems if I'm forced to.
I'll stoop so low as to run Microsoft Windows on a Dell, which proves I'm not a shill for the Wonderous Microsoft Corporation. You should also run the Fantastic Microsoft Operating System to prove you aren't a paid representative too. They even have a great medical plan, and lots of vacation time.

More interesting option, take over the signals, and drive your new car to a hidden location.
how many cars could you get if this takes off in a large city. You could sit in your mom's basement in your underwear, collecting large number of cars.
You could create a service: Someone wants a car for a robbery, and you can deliver one to them without ever touching it.
The bad giuys would have a field day with this.

If you eliminate the driver, who's going to mangle your packages for you? Someone needs to be there to toss your new glassware from the curb to your front door.

I bypass all of those expensive encryption schemes, and encode my data using rot13, twice!
They'll never figure that one out in a hundred years! They only expect you to encrypt things once, so doubling it up provides a much more secure encryption!

Obama has declared the war on terror to be over. Since the TSA was created to fight that same war on terror, why is it still in existence? Should the USA still be hiring pirates to fight the war of independence?
How much is he spending to fight a war that he has declared to be finished?

Bit, to be like most software EULAa, they will have to agree to it before they can read it. Just like a congressional law.

Biw you lnow! If you want to getr your article oisted, just submut this one under your name! How can they refuse to run it now?

So, in addition to being able to track your location by following your cell-phone, they'll be able to follow your teeth now.

It this related to those "Alien Probes" that we keep hearing about?

If these employees were coal stokers for bilers that they haven'r had for 50 years, but must keep those unneeded jobs because the Union required it, the they won't be missed.