I kept thinking of Muppets like ABC's Dinosaurs.
And for today's news by Howard Handupme.

Can't we trust our legislators to have the wisdom to craft their own laws and bills without using someone else's cheat sheet? Didn't they pick up the business ethics and anti-plagiarism in high school?

I want my batteries nicotine free to avoid supporting the tobacco lobby.

Does he do Exorcisms? He can use the ghost-buster's logo instead.

We'll give their descendants jobs in Duke Nukem Forever. We'll just give them a gun and a badge.

At least we can keep our veggies warm in the early spring.

If their site is for promoting honest politics then they are one element short of a full deck. Liquor or beer.

With the Empire crumbling the recession is hitting everyone hard. The lost construction contracts for Endor and every nearby system that supplied parts to the Death Star has suffered massive layoffs. The Emperor was unavailable for comment at the time of this report. Fox News will have in depth interviews with the other five hundred admirals and joint task force seeking to crush the rebel faction before further acts of terrorism can occur in civilized space. It is not known how Lord Vader survived the first Death Star's destruction only to engage in petty crimes on a primitive world with only one functioning space station. The Sith lords are assuring us that Darth Vader has been stripped of his position, sanctioned and banished to a galaxy far, far away. Should he ever return to the Empire he will be executed immediately for his gross negligence in allowing a rebel shuttle to land on the moon of Endor.

A rifle launched EMP grenade should be able to take it out at a distance of 200 yards.

Of all the things in life what do you want to be remembered for? A snarky comment on a newspaper website that probably won't exist a decade from now or a clear synthesis of your ideas and vision? Write a book if you are disappointed in your own family's genes. There are few ways to immortality. Mega structures, grand children, gene therapy, and reincarnation. Any structure that has a face is more than likely to be broken up to make room for housing in city limits. Children can die any number of ways. Genes are a programming challenge that has yet to be completely debugged. The rise of night-shot consumer grade cameras combined with EMF detectors that electricians use is another of histories greatest discoveries. Not unlike mistakes that led to great inventions like galvanized rubber. The market for taking your money with after you die has yet to arise. When it does we can expect greater divisions in society. Currently anyone can reincarnate as a wealthy individual by being born to rich parents. As an example of personal worth the Queen of England is tied to a desk job for life but is poorer than J.K. Rowling. A woman in poverty can earn more from fiction than a descendant of royal blood. The paradigm shift has happened. The more frequent that these shifts happen the healthier our society gets. When wealth is shoved from place to place the exchange is what drives our economy and leads to new discoveries. Would there be any ghosts at hospices if pregnant women were required to spend time at the place where their own grandparents died? Most of us don't think about what we want to do after the inevitable. So far M-theory does allow for another universe but not heaven or hell. http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp

This reminds me of a Charlton Heston movie. When will Mark Wahlberg show up? When can I expect the monkey's to start looking like Helena Bonham Carter?

Such are the days of our lives, like sands falling through the hourglass of eternity.

We need a Sim version of this base to get male astronauts pregnant with green babies. I've had all I can of virtual worlds. NASA has finally jumped the shark. When their most efficient efforts can be outdone by an Armadillo or a Dragon things are looking really sad.

His health readings will indicate that he's a fertile God that swims the English channel daily. The hacks for this will be plentiful. Think of what happened in GATTACA to fake an ID.