Hey, the American government is the one being the little bitch baby about crying over its spilt secrets. Waaaa... Waaaa... How very tough.

The conservatard's definition of traitor: Betraying the government to be loyal to it's own people.

How dare he remove the blindfold that keeps voters from knowing the direction that their country is heading! We journalists have worked long and hard to support that blindfold. As a dedicated journalist, I'd drone-f&^$ any person who would be so arrogant as to inform the public. We need to wage war, not on government secrecy, but on personal secrecy, and we need to respect the governments right to privacy, so the voters can decide on the important issues, like what church their representative goes to, or whether they have diligently adhered to the two-inches-below-elbow-rolled-up-sleeves rule.

Here's the TL;DR: "I’ll try anything once!".

And I just can't seem to find anything snarky or witty to say about it. :-( Oh Slashdot...

If only we could harness the air pressure of the apparent whoosh. I'd mod it as funny if I could.

And make your own software on the side. Don't do games, though, unless they're butt simple and sell like hotcakes. You have magical powers. Know this --> You can create a product that can be reproduced for no cost. Go for the largest number of customers and where you stand a chance to compete in the current market.

Please hurry!

is pain and suffering. Humans will be the last to feel this. Plants and animals will take the brunt for a short while, then they will be gone. And there is always a top with exponential life forms in a system of closed resources. Humanitarianism will dictate that we destroy nature. Imagine factory farmed humans in 3 mile high sky-rises living in 5x5x5 cubes with rationed oxygen and mandatory tranquilizers and antibiotics. Awesome sauce. I'd rather see nuclear war.

The tubes will be decorated to look like rolled $100 bills.

Seriously. This is news for MBAs who exploit nerds. Don't you guys have techcrunch for that?

20 years ago, I was making computers hallucinate with neural networks.

All theories are useful hallucinations and nothing more. The map is not the territory. Each useful map will only take you to certain limited portions of the territory. I think that what Ed had going for him more than anything was that he had no map to start with.

We are about 30 years out from recursively self-improved artificial intelligence, which is about 0.0001 years away from Skynet/The Borg/Agent Smith/etc. Hopefully by then we will have perfected Stupidamin(tm): the supplement that keeps you comfortable while watching television.

I declare Rule 34 now in effect.